dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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