Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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