Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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