hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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