sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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