wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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