Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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