remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida