You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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