i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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