Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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