You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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