We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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