Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Terrible idea I love it
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina