does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him