naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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