I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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