No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
