Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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