Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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