my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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