He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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