How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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