p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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