My friends, they love my intelligence
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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