The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
All the doctor said was why
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize
