I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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