sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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