somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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