Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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