it was like eating out sand paper
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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