could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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