SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just threw up on my dentist
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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