Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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