im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?