just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just blew my weed a kiss
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.