ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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