Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair http://tfl.nu/hci6
  Replies (9) Good night (1922) Bad night (604)
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there http://tfl.nu/dyet
  Replies (14) Good night (5632) Bad night (603)
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable. http://tfl.nu/w2xg
  Replies (16) Good night (2666) Bad night (1282)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now. http://tfl.nu/lp4s
  Replies (34) Good night (1858) Bad night (4369)
• Favorite

  (562): View more from California

  I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (562): I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible. http://tfl.nu/uxem
  Replies (11) Good night (5504) Bad night (1016)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were. http://tfl.nu/8g5z
  Replies (7) Good night (819) Bad night (2385)
• Favorite

  (416): View more from Toronto

  WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?! http://tfl.nu/lb62
  Replies (12) Good night (978) Bad night (2109)
• Favorite

  (862): View more from New Jersey

  He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (862): He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking http://tfl.nu/6gnv
  Replies (15) Good night (2526) Bad night (987)
• Favorite

  (928): View more from Arizona

  He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (928): He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero http://tfl.nu/1qw2
  Replies (6) Good night (707) Bad night (2289)
• Favorite

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (508): True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college. http://tfl.nu/95qw
  Replies (50) Good night (806) Bad night (3193)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers. http://tfl.nu/28px
  Replies (4) Good night (1264) Bad night (450)
• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be. http://tfl.nu/ssx0
  Replies (5) Good night (2198) Bad night (651)
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club. http://tfl.nu/0u25
  Replies (6) Good night (455) Bad night (766)
• Favorite

  (218): View more from Minnesota

  My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (218): My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing http://tfl.nu/4jwd
  Replies (0) Good night (425) Bad night (326)
• Favorite

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (306): the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful! http://tfl.nu/h1ft
  Replies (0) Good night (487) Bad night (200)

Randomize