if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
