Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night