Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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