I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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