i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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