I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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