just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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