Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Even my vagina gasped.
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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