If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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