is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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