Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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