hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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