got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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