And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.